So, Big Jim, what’s plan B? Getting cornered in town with the kinship on all sides? Did that work better than “True Love’s Kiss” (™) on Barbie?

I think not.

Oh, and Barbie? Karen (and reader Barb) have no time for you after kicking Indy. I can’t even

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