Desperate times make for strange bedfellows, and Big Jim and Julia teaming up really fits that bill. Can the two of them really take on Aktion’s finest?

And speaking of bedfellows, it seem that, in one day, couples are hooking up everywhere, including an aging alien and a Junior. Was all this in the master plan?

Find out this and more in this edition of the Chester’s Mill Gazette; looking more and more like a supermarket tabloid every week. Next week: The incredible Frog Boy is on the loose again!

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